“Best” Exercise in Doubt; Couch Shortage Feared
A nation of potatoes overran (well, shuffled, really) their couches today, and a serious shortage in couch space is feared. The movement- or rather, lack thereof- was characterized by a prevailing “knew it along” expression, and a fervent commitment to be the first to find the remote.
The crisis was precipitated when leading experts failed to agree on the “best” exercise. The impasse was reached at a modern breakfast buffet of champions, featuring toaster pastries, donuts, and the highly processed morsels of miscellaneous flesh from animals fed poorly, exercised never, crowded constantly, dosed with various drugs just in case, and then slaughtered with casual brutality… CLICK HERE TO READ FULL ARTICLE